i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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