so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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