I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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