Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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