okay pat passed out under dana's car
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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