I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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