Nicole vs. Life
You can't special order awesome
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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