I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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