dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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