DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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