420 ftw
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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