Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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