Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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