hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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