i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
