bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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