I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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