She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
The best revenge is premature balding
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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