Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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