there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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