SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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