Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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