the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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