I want to stick my p in your. b.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
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so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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