oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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