my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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