4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Sext me about skeletons
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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