please come you make the beer taste better
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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