Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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