Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think my vagina is haunted
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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