Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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