well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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