We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Randomize