Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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