Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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