Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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