And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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