ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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