Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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