she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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