i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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