just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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