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I puked a lego.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
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i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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