I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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