we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.