kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
be right there i have to get my cape
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.