youre lurking in front of me
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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