Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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