is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
