Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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