I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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