girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
