You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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