I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
All I want is dick and wine.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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