he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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