She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
you inspire me to be a worse person
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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