I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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