Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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