my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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