i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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