The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
