This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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