This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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